A Gobbet 'o Pus
It occurred to me one day that my blog entries at Rubor Dolor Calor Tumor would make good short podcasts, especially since reading is so last century. Each podcast will be a case I have seen, a reference and at least one dumbass attempt at humor. Since it is a truism that the world needs more Mark Crislip (tm), I add to my ever expanding multimedia empire. If you want to read these in real-time, head over to Medscape
Black Box Warning
The following podcasts may include sarcastic comments, snide asides, and rants off the topic of infectious diseases and may cover political, societal, and popular culture concerns. I think it is part of the charm of the podcasts, but if you do not like smart ass, then these podcasts may not be your cup of tea and you should go elsewhere. But you can't say you were not warned.
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0. Introduction.
1. Hanging Chad.
2. Hand Hi Gene.
3. Look at my big Guns.
4. You and the Sea Squirt.
5. Go Yeast Old Man.
6. Chicken Feed.
7. Germ Theory
8. A Budget of Dumb Asses.
9. Em Arr Ess Ay.
10. Best. Ringtone. Ever.
11. It's not just for Legionnaires anymore.
12. Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lice.
13. Caniculares Dies.
14. Infectious Body Art.
15. Known unknowns.
16. Cleanliness is next to sumpthin'.
17. Gross.
18. Vermin Bites
19. Seizures, Julius
20. Calor?
21. Zombies?
22. West Nile.
23. Cellulitis.
24. Measles.
25. Popcorn and Abscesses.
26. Hamlet.
27. I dont know.
28. 165 degrees.
29. Incurable.
30. 1982.
31. Death by Herpes.
32. Infectious Insanity.
33. Incompletely Inured.
34. Thai food wimp.
35. Bad Singing.
36. Wrong again and again and again.
37. Belt and suspenders.
38. Warm Octobers
39. Drug Ferver.
40. Bacteremia and Brushing.
41. Bee Frage and Diarrhea.
42. Water is wet.
43. I bow down to my bacterial overlords.
44. A rich microbiologic stew.
45. By the Sea. VRE.
46. Crazy MRSA.
47. Ocean Spray.
48. Tony Montana.
49. Influenza deaths.
50. Rash Decision.
51. Honey.
52. Outbreaks.
53. Peer Pressure.
54. The Wonder Drug.
55. Second to none.
56. Google the flu.
57. Vitamin D.
58. Often in error, never in doubt.
59. Housing Market.
60. MRSA Brou hahahahahaha.
61. Its Over.
62. What and Why.
63. Hitchcock was partly right.
64. All those in favor
65. Dung Fungus.
66. Chicken Migration.
67. Happy Thanksgiving.
68. Good times are coming.
68. Half Time.
70. World AIDS day.
71. Bad bug, Bad outcome.
72. Staring me in the face.
73. Coincidence? No way.
74. Its all where you are from.
75. Slow infection.
76. Lung abscess.
77. Goat cheese.
78. Frequently in error, never in doubt.
79. All the way to the bank.
80. Cold.
81. Failure.
82. French.
83. Hypersensitive.
84. Unintended goodness.
85. Its back.
86. Zoe Sin.
87. Isn't that special.
88. Cocci.
89. Hamsters.
90. My awesomeness. And zits.
91. BBF.
92. Leaks.
93. Prophylaxis?
94. CMV
95. Serologies
96. You are what you eat.
97. If you learn one thing.
98. Dogs.
99. Rash decisions.
100. True True Related.
101. There is no place like ghon.
102. Sourdough.
103. Live Blood.
104. Cerveche.
105. Shazam.
106. Fooled again.
107. Grand Rounds.
108. Grand Rounds Part Deux.
109. Grand Rounds Part III.
110. My favorite nun.
111. Not a bacteria for a 'real' man.
112. My Liver Quivers.
113. Leukocytosis.
114. The New Pig Pen.
115. Growing Lung Nodule.
116. Joints ain't Jumpin'.
117. Inside Out or Outside In.
118. Yeast in the Urine.
119. Its good to have a spleen.
120. Leukamoid.
121 Bacterial Boogers.
122. Never Heard of It.
123. Herpes on the brain.
124. Fifth Day Fever.
125. Lactobacillus.
126. Docs dont get ill.
127. Sine qua non.
128. New Record.
129. Hyperventilation.
130. Lemmiers.
131. Drunken Microbiologists.
132. Candida parapsilosis.
133. A surprise.
134. A bloody nose and a septic knee.
135. Punch ME in the nose?!?.
136. Cocci.
137. Blue Mold Rot.
138. Ignorance with style.
139. Gangrene.
140. IRIS.
147. Two cases for the price of one.
141. I have a cold.
142. Overlap.
143. Back to the days of yore.
144. More Yeast.
145. 4 A's or 5?.
146. A short pair.
147. I cant go away for a few days...
148. Two cases for the price of.
149. Infected Infarction.
150. Incidentaloma.
151. Strawberry.
152. Potato.
154. Cross Reaction
155. Onycomycosis gone bad
156. Why
157. The Secret
158. Kiss my Aspergillus
159. Do not change the letter box
160. Hyperhydrosis
161. Zebras are so last century
162. Osteo, cancer and insurance
163. 50:50
164. Hey. Look at my cool case
165. 780.6
166, Infections from Asterix
167. True True Probably Unrelated
168. Unexpecting
169. Answer these questions three
170. Boutennese Hibou
171. Bacterial artharitis
172. Changing a tire
173. Word History
174. I am fat to avoid tb
175. It's a brid, it's a plane, it's
176. Premature closure
177. Why Why Why
178. I talk the talk. They don't walk the walk.
179. Bad Air
180. Bad Air Redeux
181. Old OI's return
182. It is all in how you ask the question
183. Swimming in body fluids
184. Bad Air Re Re deux deux
185. It's a gas
186. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
187. Does the foot smell?
188. At least it is not called Pansy Fever
189. Warts
190. Cringe Worthy
191. Neither A not B nor C nor D
192. Nothing to learn here
193. Sine qua non
194. Forever
195. Big Mac
196. S. aureus pays my mortgage
197. Bovis Part 1
198. Bovis Part 2
199. Looking good
200. Infections Destroy All
201 Damned if you do, damned if you don't
202. Bloody Bullae
203. Shock
204. Ra's al Ghul was right
205. Survival of the Fittest
206. ECHO Echo echo.
207. Something wicked this way comes.
208. The Misery of a Mystery.
209. Any bug, any time.
210. Underdiagnosed?
211. Which I am tired and beat a metaphor to death, only to have it rise again.
212. Nothing to see here, keep moving.
213. A Rash of Vampires.
214. A Classic Association.
215. The MIC is KEY.
216. Oh No.
217. Zits.
218. Grudge.
219. Loose Stool Associations.
220. Fleas and Lice.
221. Recertification.
222. Top Ramosus.
223. Who is that masked man?
224. What's in a name?
225. The Oldest 730.27. Ever.
226. Ignorance with Grace and Style.
227. The eye'a have it.
228. Unhealthy Lifestyle.
229. What does the Inky Dinky Do?
230. Perfect Storm?
231. Read the book?
232. I never heard of this bug. You?
233. Major Strasser has been shot.
234. Coke does not add life.
235. Hiccups.
236. Babe Ruth.
237. Next time, use a toothpick.
238. Expect what?
239. I came with a mouse
240. Metastatic zits
241. What is THAT doing THERE?
242. DPD
243. I was not the cigarettes after all
244. Cold and Cold
245. Sore Throat
246. Ick
247. Passive Voice
248. Mai oui? Peut etre
249. Kobayashi maru
250. Big MAC attack
251. One Damn Thing After Another
252. Hippy Newb Beer
253. Coke adds life?
254. Truth with a big 'T'
255. My Liver Quivers
256. Lend me your ears
257. Little things
258. Finger Infection?
259. Microcosm
260. A return to the bad old days
261. Drives. Me. Crazy
262. What to dance at the fungus ball
263. Lue Lue, Me Gotta Go
264. Migrating Plastic
265. Using the Untried and Unproven
266. Milliways
267. Purpura rain
268. My least favorite nun
269. Make a grown man cry
270. The Kings Evil
271. Oh No
272. The Bugs are Complicated
273. Horse, Donkey, or Zebra
274. Frankly
275. An apeeling case
276. Poly want a microbial
277. Herpes for reals?
278. I hate complications.
279. Grumpy Old Fart.
280. The Same. But Different.
281. No everything is infectious.
282. I'm BAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaccccckk.
283. Dog or Cat?
284. Gray.
285. Easter.
286. Fly like an Eagle.
287. My Secret.
296. A Rip, A Tear, and a Fever.
300 Measles. What is old is new again.
305. It all comes together after the fact.
316. Cellulitis More and Less.
317. Can you prove a negative? Nope.
321. Starts as one disease, finishes as another.
322. A new for cellulitis mimic.
325. Miss the diagnosis once, shame on me, miss it twice, Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
330. Can I Ignore A Blood Culture?
331. Do I feel lucky today? Do I?
334. There will be blood. Then an abscess.
336. 25 years, ain't never heard of this bug
337. IVDA. A bad lifestyle except for the fungus
339. I didn't expect that there
344. What's My Line? Infection
351. Often in error, never in doubt.
352. Same Bug, Different Sites.
353. Sometime the Unimportant isn't.
359 Old Mans Disease in a Young Mans Body.
360. A Toe Hold in the Shoulder.
362. All that gitters is not gold, all that is vegetation is not infected.
365. Don't just do something, stand there.
366. Not everything is infectious
375. First world problem, third world response.
379. Nothing. It's what I got.
382. Why I am nost set when Bambi's mother is shot.
384. When the bug will not die.
385. More things I do not miss about the old days.
387. A return to the bad old days.
388: 3000 words and a few mores.
389. Bad bug, bad bug. Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when I come for you?.
391. Trying to put it all together.
392. Billed as one things, turns out to be another.
398. Give me that old time diarrhea
407. More than a case of shigles.
408. Creep. ID, Alt or Hip Hop.
409. All that glows is not cancer.
410. Don't ask but you will receive anyway.
411. See it while you still can.